This morning i woke up at 6.30am as scheduled.
Then i went back to sleep. and didn't wake up.
I was sick you see. Incredibly sick.
I was coughing like a hag, my nose running like a tap, my head aching and I had a ridiculously sore throat
and no frigging soothers what so ever.
because my parents dont know what soothers are. so they got me lollies instead.
*#%^#*
And so i spent most of the day in bed.
I'd planned on getting some work done.
But instead i ate ramen and watched dvds and stuff.
i am so fat.
MY BROTHER IS MOST LIKELY GOING TO NORMO NEXT YEAR.
oh my god. shoot me. please.
Period 2 - Maths with Mr Shalmar.
He's weird. like. gay weird. I hate gay people.
- BREAKING NEWS -
annabel found this shocking link here
“If you go about 8 pm, you get a peaceful swim because it is quite quiet. And you get a wonderful view of the Harbour Bridge, Luna Park, and the restaurant above full of diners. I always hope that the diners see me swimming and feel guilty that they're eating such a lovely meal instead of exercising!”
Siff he wants them to feel guilty.
He wants them to see him and think he's buff.
Which of course, he is not.
He's a friggin maths teacher.
yuck.
I want an interview.
Today all my teachers were men.
I really shouldn't blog unless something radically funny happens.
But it never does. So here's my recount of today's lessons with obese, grotesque, grumpy old men.
Period 1 - Commerce with Mr RelPhar.
Coldplay - Viva La Vida I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when i gave the word
is a freaking awesome song. as is the ipod ad for it.
However Mr RelPhar was convinced it was sexual.
Mr RelPhar is becoming the most unintentionally funniest teacher ever.
"Oooh sexy pictures, I knew it!"
*does dramatic pose* "I find this very sexual"
honestly. what kind of teacher does that?
ahh well. he's pretty awesome when he's not pmsing tho =/
i'll even buy him a christmas present-
1 pair of haircutting scissors
2 hairties
4 hairclips
For some reason, Sewon, Genie and I were sitting in a corner of a classroom being fobs.
yeah. retarded fobs.
we were making weird noises and laughing madly at our own stupidity.
then we came to the inevitable awkward silence part.
it was going all well until genie put on a serious face and stated calmly
"I vibrate (when I laugh)."
I died in hysterics.
And that was the highlight of my day.
today was a crappiest crap day ever.
first i get picked out by mr tonhat coz of no tie,
then i get stuck in the stupid epping train barriers coz SOMEONE forgot about me.
the girl behind me was giving me such a wtf look.
and i cant read much on the maths board without glasses.
my parents promised me glasses last month and braces last year
and here i am quite braceless and glassesless.
stupid stupid stupid.
i hope you get hit by a bus.
