Monday, May 31, 2010

somedays just aren't yours at all

SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY WERE GOOD

REALLY GOOD

FUCK YEAH.

OH YEAH.

and you know why diets don't work for me?
i can't not eat i don't know i'm a compulsive eater i just eat.
and if i see anything even vaguely chocolatey.. that is.. edible
i will eat it.

maybe that's why i'm chubby BUT HEY. it gives me comfort to thikn of what i might be like if i ate like one of those sticks.

anyways. a weekend of chillaxing was really relaxing. HAHA RHYME.
i like thyme.
but now i have eco tomorrow and i'm like :0
nahh... cbs.......... eco . wtf. eco.

like, WHO CARES ABOUT ECO ANYWAY.

oh wells i'm looking forward to the after-exam celebrations.
HOO HAH!
BRINGIT!

i need money :(
i hate video ezy that's the last time im RENTING DVDS MOTEHRFUCKER.

wuahwuahuwahuwahuwah YOU ARE NOT AS MATURE AS YOU THINK

I LOVE FLIGHT OF THE CONCORDS ITS SO FUNNY AND RANDOM AND CATCHY
but it brings out my newzealand accent afterwards
YEAH ALRIGHT FUCK YOU.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

another reminds me of picitures

by the way, i crushed legal today.
well. i left feeling i crushed it.
IT DIDNT CRUSH ME.

tomorrow es espanol.. i cannota speeka eeet
no hablo espanol porque yo soy noob.
no me gusto esponol porque es muy deficil.
私は日本語のほうがずっと好きでやさしい。
明日の英語の試験は代返よ。心配するなので今日は少し勉強するつもりだ。
びっくりしたの?






















NORMO









SEWON





ME





ME AND RACHEL




Wednesday, May 19, 2010

5 reasons why i am dissatisfied with my tofu

1. my mouth hurts
2. it is chewy
3. the texture is rough and grainy and coarse
4. it is too spicy
5. it is NOT THE TOFU I LIKE.

I NEED
MY
TOFU
SQUISHY. AND SOFT. AND .... .... JELLY LIKE. BUT NOT AS FIRM.
I NEED IT TO BE FRAGILE. MUSHABLE. SOFT.
LOVEABLE.

.........................

me is no party animal









each of these pictures remind me of a different person i know :L

and i come up on the other side in a jacuzzi and i'm greeted by two naked models with suzz on deyr bootehz.

today i woke up in pain.
yesterday i woke up in pain.
the day before i woke up in pain.

pain has characterised a lot of my days lately.
in fact, it has been a key factor.
it has been the x in all the equations.

fuck it doesn't make sense okay wtevs.

anyways, i woke up thinking ah fuck my mouth canes like a bitch.
i could take a painkiller.
i could get out of bed.
i could get dressed.
i could go to class, learn the stuff we're going to be assessed on in the exams
i could go school and come back.


but i didn't.
it's all about opportunity cost. i sacrifice the opportunity to learn and bask with glee for an hour in my friends glorious prescences.. or.. sleep. mmm.

the combined pains of waking up too early x mouth pain was too overwhelming for my poor system and i suffocated myself back to sleep.

i think the problem here is, my bed is much too comfy. (and the school is much too far)

much. too. comfy.
even when i just sit on it i end up falling asleep.
EVEN IF I JUST WANT A LITTLE QUIET DOWN-TIME I END UP FALLING INTO A DREAM.
A GOOD DREAM..

this time, i dreamt of ha-eun.
we were choosing things. i forgot what. it was stupid
i got frustrated because i was so indecisive.


no hablo espanol. mi temo hablo espanol.
i dont even think i got that right but that's the extent of my spanish.

bueno.
kinder bueno. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :)

Sunday, May 16, 2010

SONG OF THE DAY





I LOVE THE CHORUS.
and that silver dress/tunic/wahtever thingy she wears. that's hot.
oh gee i almost feel like starving myself to get legs like that. THAT'S HOT.
why is she the only asian in this mv? BE PROUD OF YOUR ASIAN-DOM
elva hsiao looks hotter in the videos than in pictures
ME AND RACHEL ARE GOING TO MAKE A DANCE TO THIS I SWEAR.


anyways, i like this song coz of chonny.



you can see what me and rachel will be doing all week ;)
he is the funny god.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

8eight rediscovery channel

나는 불쌍한 해바라기
매일 너만 바라보는
나를 떠나려는 너에게서
눈을 못 돌려
내일이 없는 나방처럼
불을 향해 날아들어
차가워진 널 보며
웃어달라고 또 애원해

Friday, May 14, 2010

you'll come back when it's ooooooover, no need to say good bye.

today i got home at 5.30 and nearly kicked someone how unfair it was i live in such a hole with a dodgy public transport system.

a few stuff happened along the way

1. i saw steven and robin! robin remembered who i was! yay!
2. i saw a 50$ note on the ground and pointed it out to kristie who pointed it out to the dodgy looking man who was closest to it who picked up up and pocketed it even though it wasnt his and I SPOTTED IT FIRST but its okay he looked pov
3. saw this undescribably incredibly amazingly humongously fat man. he stood up and pulled his pants down so you could see his butt that was gross.
4. i foud this extended claw thingo.. the thing where you pull the lever and the claw on the end closes. they use that to pick up litter sometimes.

and tomorrow i have the operation on the other side of my face.. meaning i'll be on painkillers the week before exams.. meaning.. i will be doing little or no effective study whatsoever or be in incredible pain.

joyful joyful lord

Thursday, May 13, 2010

POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE HAS HIDEOUS POKEMON

How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

sometimes my i-don't-give-a-shit-ness scares me

in the holidays would like to

a) take the train to some hole. with my amigos. and take lots of memorable photos and do stupid shit and nobody will be there COZ ITS A HOLE! :D
(i'm thinking the bottom of the train line)

b) go cabramatta with alesha and learn some GANGSTA VIET

c) catch a bus to anywhere. with kazzywazzy :)

d) GO CAMPINGG YER YER YER I LOVE CAMPING FUCK YER YER YER

e) bum at my friends houses for an entire day doing nuthin

f) go city . like. THE ENTIRE CITY CIRCLE and don't forget claw machines!

g) go flemington markets wit ma hoz <3 HAVE A FUN DAY OUT

h) go concord west station and HAVE A BBQ AND RIDE BICYCLES N SHET YAYY

i) go to a complete fucking hole. like, somewhere riight at the edge of the train line. and just. go anywhere, do whatever, act like a fucking freak and nobody will care BECAUSE NOBODY WILL BE THERE! COZ IT'S A HOLE! see the beauty of it all!?!

j) go to emu plains or wherever pauls warehouse was.. and buy converse.. for tuwenti dorrah.

---------------------- to be cont.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

i got soul i'm so wasted

THIS WEEK
is a good week.

wednesday school finishes at 2.30 as usual.
thursday school starts at third period
friday is eco excursion.. which starts at 7am (bummer) but ends early.

FUCK YEAH.

oh i just saw the tik tok opening of simpsons. bleh.


but i gotta say.
bart is the finest g i ever seen :D
i gotta get me one of those sunnies. in a retro colour.
but i'm asian. wonder if they'll suit my asian face HAHAHAHHAHAHA
ONLY TOP CAN PULL OFF LV'S LIKE THAT :(


MY BROTHER MUST GAME FARROUT BRB.

Monday, May 3, 2010

LOLZ

poor poor pathetic little wench! did she say those nasty things?
no, of course they don't reflect any reality at all! those were just things she made up in her nasty little brain! yet another work of her horrible fiction i'd wager.
o cj! you are such a terrible, terrible bitch!
oh noes! let's all spork her with the plastic cutlery we get when we buy pies from the school canteen!

spork the bitch! spork her!


and here comes my new catch-line:


HAVE A GOOD ONE

+ GROW UP PL0X.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

I DO NOT RESPECT YOU AT ALL.
DON'T FUCK WITH ME.


and just coz i'm pissed off i will list a few things i think of you

5. YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF INFERIORITY COMPLEX


stop victimising yourself it makes life harder
WE ARE COMPLETELY. FUCKING. COOL.