dear sandy claws.
this christmas, due to my crippling financial crisis as of .. well the day my dad decided to screw the whole family over, i have a rather large christmas list this year because they can't buy me anything much anymore.
nevertheless, i am expecting a very happy christmas because it is the thought that counts. but if i, by a sick twist of chance end up unhappy on christmas eve then i will come find you. and i will kill you. because i am an evil assassin.
1. 1 000 000$ body shop gift voucher (body butter :D)
2. a very very very nice white t-shirt.
3. skinny jeans. preferably levis or tsubi.
4. anorexia in a bottle
5. house of leaves
6. shaun tan books
7. how to talk to girls by that cool 9 year old kid
8. a ps3 and psp and crisis core and everything else tetsuya nomura touched
9. another very very nice white t-shirt
10. a remote to kill people with and pause time and rewind and fast forward and whatnot.
oo. only 10 things. well mr sandy claws, i'll be waiting with milk, cookies and a shotgun :)
p.s. me and annabel find alcoholic chocolates quite enjoyable, so you know what to bring as an offering. preferably fine wine that is older than my ancestors.
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