Tuesday, March 31, 2009

day day day day day and night

don't drag me down to your level.
wait no, you can't really do that coz i'm so fl-
well yes anyways if it (it being what you were telling all yo bitches about me) were actually plausible; if it actually sort of had some connection to reality/had something other than being baseless conjecture on your behalf, i'd have been pretty miffed.
but it's not. i'm just a bit disappointed imagination eluded you, it's getting a bit monotonous. why not try something hot and new, like.. ohh geee.

wow now that you think about it, most of the topics have been covered.
why not take things up a notch higher and yknow.

i am actually an undercover lesbian stripper prostitute camwhore from zimbabwe and im here to give you all herpes+hayfever. oh and im here to steal obama from all y'all uhh.. people :D
there, that sounds like a decent yarn. go on. take a step out of the unoriginal predictable boring dull girl box and into the - drumroll -

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