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How To Live A "Gossip Girl" Life
Have you ever wanted to live the life of the girls in the popular novels called "Gossip Girl"? Do you want to be like Blair Waldorf and Serena Van Der Woodsen? You don't need to be pretty or popular or rich to live like them! Well, grab your best friend and get the party started!

Steps
Grab your best friend and tell her what you want to do. Hopefully she will join. One of you has to decide on who you want to be--Blair (who has long brown shiny straight silky hair) or Serena (who also has long shiny tousled silky blonde hair and blue eyes) you can't have acne and you have to always wear brand name clothing and smell good and be really beautiful!
Grab two "Loser" girls and give them huge makeovers. If they are fat, have them lose weight so they're skinny, and if they're ugly make them prettier. You don't have to make them look like Blair and Serena's friends but make sure that they get excited for this new project! Tell them that they will be super cool and popular if they follow you (which you probably will be:). Also, if you or your best friend are ugly, give yourselves makeovers and make sure you guys look like Blair and Serena (on the cover of the first gossip girl novel the girl with brown hair is Blair and Serana is the one with the black dress and blonde hair) Do an at-home facial too so you can get rid of your acne!
Read all of the Gossip Girl novels so that you know more about the whole world they live in! It's so cool!! Shop at TJ MAxx or Marshall's for name brand clothing and always hang out together! Make sure you always have clean and tailored clothing so that you look rich! Have as much clothes as possible but don't waste your money!
Make sure your nails and skin are perfect just like Blair and Serena and her other friends! Do it yourself at home with home recipies so you can waste you money on clothes!
Have designer clothing, any label that is hot right now. DO NOT try to copy the same style as the Plastics in Mean Girl. The gossip girls are mean, but classy and dress more European in high end designer brands, not like normal teenagers like the Plastics.
Find boyfriends. Choose a jock, never ever a nerd even if they are friendly in a geeky way. It will be easy because you'll be looking hot.
Make sure you always look your best at all times and always wear makeup. Try light pink cream blush, black eyeliner drawn thinly along the lash line, black mascara and light pink lipgloss. Pluck eyebrows everyday (they grow quickly) and get legs waxed by a professional so you don't have to deal with nicks and cuts from shaving. Plus it lasts a long time and you'll have silky smooth legs for about a month!
Make sure you all have really cool rooms. If possible, try to decorate your rooms like the Four Seasons hotel in Boston! It's gorgeous (go to google and search four seasons boston and look at the guest room pictures! They are so nice!)
Act like the it girls at school so you can become really cool and popular.
There are also articles on how to be like Blair, Serena, Vanessa, and Jenny.


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its articles like these that made those ****** girls yr9s/8s smuggle boys into their school and try be like blair and serena. thing is, these things aren't written in stories for nothing.
ITS BECAUSE ITS FICTION, ITS UNATTAINABLE, ITS UNREALISTIC AND ITS ALL IMAGINARY.
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being yourself rocks. okay that was cheesy but BLAIR? SERIOUSLY? SERENA?
queen bee anyone?