FUCK YEAH YOU'RE DELICIOUS.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
today's a good day. i just ate a family meal all by myself. like, the whole butter chicken platter all by myself. and some tandoori chicken.
golly. while everyone's starving themselves and going on diets, i'm expanding the capacity of my stomach.
today i ate a whole box of cheese and bacon shapes, two packets of twix and 1L of anti nudie juice. fuck yeah.
oh the surface area of my gut.
FUCK YEAH BUTTER CHICKEN. ARGHJDF SO YUMMY.
yeah today my parents ordered indian food from this restaurant nearby coz i was like I NEED BUTTER CHICKEN OMG after i found a pamphlet in our letterbox.
you know? i dont think i'll have to wear that ugly coral dress anymore.
well it's not ugly, but it's CORAL for gods sake.
eugh.
CORAL. on me? no way.
it's like divine intervention. god's way of saying here christine, your early christmas present. you've been a good girl. you dont have to embarrass yourself at the formal anymore by wearing that hideous dress. oh and here, have some butter chicken.
THANKYOU GOD (L)
I LOVE YEH :D
ha eun went to japan . lucky scoundrel.
this time tomorrow she'll be screwing a super hot japanese guy.
possibly with manicured nails and prettier than our whole school with disgusting chick eyebrows. metros nowadays.
manly metros ftw.
heh. matsuyama my ass.
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