5 reasons why i am dissatisfied with my tofu

1. my mouth hurts
2. it is chewy
3. the texture is rough and grainy and coarse
4. it is too spicy
5. it is NOT THE TOFU I LIKE.

I NEED
MY
TOFU
SQUISHY. AND SOFT. AND .... .... JELLY LIKE. BUT NOT AS FIRM.
I NEED IT TO BE FRAGILE. MUSHABLE. SOFT.
LOVEABLE.

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