Thursday, January 1, 2009

resolute resolutions

new years resolutions.
.
mine are far fetched and nearly unattainable
but that's what makes them so amusing :)

1. be anorexic at least once this year
2. get smarter. straight a's for both reports
3. get skinnier.
4. get a job.
5. get a boyfriend ( no not really. unless he's a millionaire or some prince.. )
6. get taller
7. save enough money for plastic surgery, car, clothes and other material shit
8. be more social
9. get more friends
10. top something
11. overcome at least one phobia
12. learn to swim
13. become a tennis pro (or just improve)
14. change
15. get skinnier
16. stop running around in circles
17. change
18. stop being me
19. be a nicer person
20. change

no i don't think i hate being me all that much.

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